Standings

All stats are based on the games you've played in your current division. As for the standings order it's win %, then wins then goal differential then the least penalties in minutes.

Tier 1

#TeamGPWLTOTLPTSGFGAPIMRECORDPT%STREAK
1
Chiefs
1100024301-0-0-01.000WIN 1
2
Perforce Penguins
0000000000-0-0-00.000WIN 0
3
The Keg Badgers
0000000000-0-0-00.000WIN 0
4
Dark Horse
0000000000-0-0-00.000WIN 0
5
No Dekes
0000000000-0-0-00.000WIN 0
6
Browns Social House
0000000000-0-0-00.000WIN 0
7
Peaking Ducks
0000000000-0-0-00.000WIN 0
8
Big Barn Bulldogs
1010003400-0-0-00.000LOSS 1

Tier 2

#TeamGPWLTOTLPTSGFGAPIMRECORDPT%STREAK
1
Ice Dogs
0000000000-0-0-00.000WIN 0
2
Lucky Loggers
0000000000-0-0-00.000WIN 0
3
Zombies
0000000000-0-0-00.000WIN 0
4
Hawks
0000000000-0-0-00.000WIN 0
5
The Lester Hat Tricks
0000000000-0-0-00.000WIN 0
6
Johnny's
0000000000-0-0-00.000WIN 0
7
Buccaneers
0000000000-0-0-00.000WIN 0
8
Warriors
0000000000-0-0-00.000WIN 0

Tier 3

My teeth weren't that good to begin with, so hopefully I can get some better ones. —Duncan Keith

Tier 4

Why is a puck called a puck? Because dirty little bastard was taken. -Brodeur

Tier 5

All hockey players are trilingual. They know English, French, and profanity.

Tier 6

You don't have to be crazy to be a goalie... BUT IT HELPS -Bernie Parent

Tier 7

Eat. Sleep. Hockey. Repeat.

Tier 8

Eat. Sleep. Hockey. Repeat.

Tier 9

Everyday is a good day for hockey.

Tier 10

By the age of 18, the average American has witnessed 200,000 acts of violence on television, most of them occurring during Game 1 of an NHL playoff series. -Steve Rushin

Tier 11

Hockey players can walk on water.

Tier 12

What would the greatest hockey player in history be called if he would have chosen not to play hockey? Wayne Regretzky.

35+

Do you know what an enforcer does on a hockey team? Just checking.